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On Being Old - For Masters Lifters

Posted By: Bill Helmich
Date: Monday, 13 November 2006, at 9:13 a.m.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't get out of bed until 7:00."

Messages In This Thread

• On Being Old - For Masters Lifters
  Bill Helmich -- Monday, 13 November 2006, at 9:13 a.m.
  • Re: On Being Old - For Masters Lifters
    Eddie Torres -- Monday, 13 November 2006, at 3:24 p.m.

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