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Re: Those cheaters!
Posted By: Jim Ray In Response To: Re: Those cheaters! (Mega Thruster)
Date: Tuesday, 6 March 2007, at 7:53 a.m.
On the CPA forum, this was posted to illustrate how Liberals have ruined our liftstyle:
My How Times Have Changed
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1953 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1953 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1953 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1953 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1953 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal who has a headache also.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1953 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1953 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state remocratic and depublician parties. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
++++++++++++ +++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1953 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
++++++++++++ +++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1953 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.Here was my response:
Scenario: Vincent tries to ride in the front of the bus.
1953 - White 'christian' hypocrites beat his black butt, then go to Klan meeting after Wednesday prayer service.
2007 - Vincent owns his own bus company.
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Scenario: Vincent tries to vote.
1953 - White 'christian' hypocrites make him show 18 forms of ID, and make him prove he can read, then go to Klan meeting after Wednesday prayer service.
2007 - Vincent runs for office.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary tries to get a job.
1953 - Male boss tells her she should stay at home, but hires her anyway, so he can sexually harass her, give her less pay for the same work, then fire her when she gets pregnant.
2007 - Mary owns her own business.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Chicken processing plant catches fire
1953 - workers die, as boss had chained escape doors to prevent cigarette breaks
2007 - workers escape because OSHA ensured that safety rules were in place
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Scenario: MLB players fool around on their wives and abuse alcohol and greenies.
1953: The media covered it up and drank with the players.
2007 - The media shows our kids what louses these guys are, so they're not idolized.
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Scenario: Senators fool around on their wives and abuse alcohol, then make, 'christian' proclamations.
1953: The media covered it up and drank with the senators.
2007: The media shows them as the hypocrites they really are.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mother carries baby in arms in front seat of car that gets in fender-bender.
1953: Baby dies - everyone feels bad for mother.
2007: (No accident) Britney Spears is portrayed as Worst Mother In America.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mega Thruster home alone with baby, and smells poopy diaper
1953: No REAL MAN would change it, so he closes baby in bedroom, smokes cigar, and waits for Mom to return from trip to laundromat.
2007: No REAL MAN would change it, so he closes baby in bedroom, smokes cigar, and waits for Mom to return from trip to laundromat.As a born-again Christian since the age of 7, I know what the Bible says about the true nature of man. (Trust me, Paul is wrong - I am Chief among sinners.) Left on our own (as Conservatives would have it, except in the bedroom), men will lie, cheat, steal, and more, especially when it involves making money. Gov't is the best tool we have to ensure that Man, in his sinful nature, does right by society.
I have no idea to what you're referring when you state that I create an online personality, as if it's insincere. This IS me - that's why I'm not afraid to put my name next to my opinion. Good luck in your search for courage....
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